Fischer: "My tummy feels sad."
Mommy: "Oh my goodness, what could make it feel happy?"
Fischer: "Cookies."
After he'd been naked for awhile...
Fischer: (pointing at his rear end) "I figured out what's in there."
Mommy: "You did? What's in there?"
Fischer: "Poop"
Don't worry, I promptly washed his hands after that! Eeewwwww!
In the truck...
Fischer: "I have an itchy nose"
Daddy: "Did you fix it?"
Fischer: "Yeah..... I have gas in my butt."
Daddy: "Did you fix it?"
Fischer: "Yeah."
Fischer is always telling us he is going to "Grow up be grown-up". Andy asked him what grown-ups do that babies can't. Here are his top 5:
- "I grow up be grown-up, play with knives!"
- "I grow up be grown-up, open doors!"
- "I grow up be grown-up, open fridge, get stuff out!"
- "I grow up be grown-up. push buttons on the TV!"
- "I grow up be grown-up, open oven!"
"Daddy! I keep big boy underwears on my ankles!"
By the way, the messy boy in the picture above accomplished that by eating only ONE chocolate chip cookie! That kid's got talent!
3 comments:
you should teach him pay bills and work full time. Being a grown up is so much fun. Aslo you should not post a poop caption that close to a chocolate picture. People might get the wrong idea.
I kind of thought that picture was poorly placed... that's why I added the description at the bottom. I should have stuck it up top. Oh well, keep 'em guessing!
"I play with knives!" That is hilarious. I noticed, "I get job" was not one of the options. Smart boy you have there!
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